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RE: Da se smejemo našoj deci... :-)

  
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11.09.2012, 15:07

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Ovih dana je pun bisera...

Juče kod babe ruča, a deda ga bodri:Ajde miko pojedi sve iz tanjira dok se baba vrati iz dućana, znaš da baba ne voli kad ostane nešto na tanjiru. Na to će Nidžo: Deda, ne treba mi inspektor! Baba kad se vrati ja ću se dogovoriti s njom!user posted image

Prvi dan u novom vrtiću vaspitačica ga pita: Nikola, pa ti to sisaš prst??!
Nidžo: Jao, pa zaboravio sam da sam ja veliki! (i izvadi prst iz usta)user posted image

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11.09.2012, 15:08

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Anoniman

Jao, pa zaboravio sam da sam ja veliki!



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Tako je Marko velik za sve, ali kada se spomene bacanje dude u đubre, suze krokodilske, tuga, užas, i NEEEE! user posted image

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11.09.2012, 17:40

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Dusan prica uglavnom sve nesto razumljivo a nesto ga samo ja razumem to zvuci ovako daj siram hajih(daj da sviram klavir),otu pejem tupe(sta ste pomisliliuser posted image )-hocu da perem zube ,neko-mleko i tako user posted image

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14.09.2012, 11:00

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IZVORNA PORUKA: marince

D: mama ko mi kupio ovu nogicu?
ja:Niko ti nije kupio,to ti je tata napravio.
D:a ko mi kupio djugu nogicu?
ja:i nju i j tata napravio
D:a jel moj tata majstoj? user posted image

jeeeste sine,majstor je user posted image user posted image



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16.09.2012, 10:05

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Anoniman

Kaže mi Neša malopre, hajde da se igramo farme, ti složi životinje a ja ću da napravim mašinu za mlevenje mesa user posted image I napravimo mi farmu, bez mašine za mlevenje mesa, i postavi on seno i kamenje, kaže, seno je da jedu bebe životinje, a kamenje za odrasle. Pitam kako jedu kamenje, kaže on, pa integralno jeuser posted image

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16.09.2012, 10:26

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Zivi za svoje hocu, a ne za tudje trebalo bi...

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16.09.2012, 10:47

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user posted image user posted image Definitivno moja najomiljena tema user posted image

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16.09.2012, 11:47

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genijalci user posted image user posted image

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.

Jer smo tako u mogućnosti!

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16.09.2012, 11:59

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Lana:mama cigare su pune hemihalija user posted image

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16.09.2012, 12:05

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Jeca*

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tata: Luka, hajde da piškiš, kakiš, nemoj posle na treningu da tražiš, polazimo za 5min
Luka: tata, jesam li trazio prosli put na treningu da piskim ili kakim
tata: nisi
Luka: e pa onda necu ni sad, u cemu je problem?
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kupila sam nedavno Luki globus da mu pokazem gde smo mi, gde smo letovali, gde je Amerika (posto to stalno pita) i nikako da zapamti da je to zemaljska kugla
pre neki dan ja kazem mm po izlasku iz neke bucne prostorije: joj glava mi je kao globus
Luka: mislis kao vanzemaljska kugla?

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16.09.2012, 12:08

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user posted image haha, blesa mali!

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.

Jer smo tako u mogućnosti!

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16.09.2012, 12:11

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Jeca*

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juče sam ja nešto bila nadrndana i ceo dan sam ga nešto kaznjavala i grdila
u jednom trenutku on je prisao tati i tiho ga pitao: tata, šta je sa mamom danas? user posted image user posted image user posted image

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16.09.2012, 12:14

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Anoniman

user posted image Njih dvojica imaju vrlo sličan rečnik, a bogami i opažanjauser posted image

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16.09.2012, 12:16

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pa i mame su im slicne user posted image

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16.09.2012, 12:19

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Anoniman

Da, možda to ima neke vezeuser posted image Evo, malopre je pojeo dva Barnija, ikaže posle toga "Mama, gladan sam, daj mi nešto sad zapravo da jedem"user posted image Ja ga pitam ar nije sad pojeo dva barnija, kaže, nisi valjda mislila od toga da se najedemuser posted image

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16.09.2012, 12:20

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hahaha...eeeeej stvarno su isti...hahaha user posted image user posted image user posted image

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16.09.2012, 12:23

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Jao, kako je vama zanimljivo user posted image user posted image  

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.

Jer smo tako u mogućnosti!

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16.09.2012, 12:27

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Anoniman

Vidiš šta te čeka user posted image

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16.09.2012, 12:30

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Ana RR

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Da user posted image a sve mi se čini da će to biti jedna pričalica pošto već sada usta ne zatvara samo što ga niko ne razume user posted image

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.

Jer smo tako u mogućnosti!

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16.09.2012, 15:02

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IZVORNA PORUKA: Jeca*

juče sam ja nešto bila nadrndana i ceo dan sam ga nešto kaznjavala i grdila
u jednom trenutku on je prisao tati i tiho ga pitao: tata, šta je sa mamom danas? user posted image user posted image user posted image




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16.09.2012, 15:29

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Ja se maloprije tusirala...i cujem svrca kako se dere ispred vrata, svadja se na nekom svom jeziku, vice ,urla,lupa mi na vrata i kaze odjednom ade pogugi(ajde pozuri)...Ali meni je to preslatko zvucalo jer je bas dozivao i to ono kao ljutito... user posted image ...
A kad sam ljuta na njega...i kad krenem da ga vicem obicno se raskezi, umili i razvuce maaamiiiiuser posted image

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Moj maji bubicicak 08.10.2010

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17.09.2012, 17:03

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Anoniman

Znate onu igru kad deca igraju u krug oko stolica, pa kad stane muzika, sednu i ko nema stolicu ispada...
E Mićko juče bio na rođendanu i prvi put igrao ovu igru i skonta on o čemu se radi, ali pošto je najmlađi uvek ostane bez taburea. I kad je sledeći put muzika stala, a on doneo jedan tabure sa strane i seo sa ostalom decom user posted image user posted image user posted image

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17.09.2012, 17:05

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Hahaha koji car....
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Enyoj the silence!

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17.09.2012, 20:09

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I kad je sledeći put muzika stala, a on doneo jedan tabure sa strane i seo sa ostalom decom user posted image user posted image user posted image



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JER SMO TAKO U MOGUCNOSTI!

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18.09.2012, 12:27

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tata-Luka, kako razlikuješ svoje drugare blizance, u vrticu?
Luka-Boze tata, kako kako? Pa jedan je Aleksandar, drugi Marko

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